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    Fully signed by the band - only three copies available for sale (one has been retained by the band, and another was gifted in a prize draw). Test pressing of the 'Education or Catastrophe' album on standard black heavyweight 180g vinyl. No cover art.

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lyrics

Hedge fund, Edge Lord
Chauvinistic, tour de force
Head case, M-m-male gaze
Man-spreading on a crowded train

You think it’s going your way?
Nothing’s going that way.
You think it’s going your way?
No one’s going your way.

Meat head, dead leg
Superhero bed spread
Creepy c-c-crawly
Your parents raised you poorly

I’m not gonna go your way, no way
I’m not gonna think your way, no way
We’re not gonna go your way, no way
I’m not gonna speak your way, no way

You build it up, we knock it down
Chase your arguments around and around and a-
You fill it up, we pour it out
Leave a puddle of hate on the ground and
You never felt an ounce of guilt
Never bothered with empathy
Now you’re sat on your sofa
With nothing but (your deep-faked) memories

Impact player
Subtlety is not your flavour
Side swipe, lens wipe
Spraying spittle on the miners and majors
Liar, liar
Too wet to set your pants on fire
Bubble in the briar
Called your mum to change your last flat tyre.

Liar, liar
Too wet to set your pants on fire
Bubble in the briar
Lost your bottle in a burned out byre.

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from Education or Catastrophe, released April 30, 2021

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Fauxchisels Birmingham, UK

It's a Youth Opportunity Scheme to breathe life and love into the jaded cynic.

More post than punk
More stick than rock

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